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The Consultation Kit.
Everything you’d want in hand before you let someone near your face with a needle, a laser or a twelve-month package. Half of any consult is medicine and half is sales. This is how you handle the second half.
It costs nothing. There’s no account, and nothing you type leaves your browser. We’d rather you walk in prepared than walk out sold.
The kit, in order
Before-you-book check
Find out what they haven’t said.
Who holds the syringe and under which license, which product exactly, what the paper says, who picks up the phone at 2 a.m. Five taps, or the full thirteen. Silence gets marked as silence.
Document reader
Hand over the fine print.
Paste the quote, the Instagram DM, the consent form. It comes back with the exact sentences that matter and the ones that are missing. The document isn’t kept.
Quote calculator
Turn “from $12 a unit” into a number.
Per visit, the first year, three years. If a total can’t be worked out, it says which missing fact is blocking it instead of rounding to something flattering.
The Upkeep Ledger
Add up everything you keep up.
Treatments, the lash fill, the brow tint, the serum you keep rebuying: one year, five years, hours in the chair, recovery days, and the month it all lands at once.
Consult prep
Walk in with the questions they didn’t answer.
Built from what’s still open in your file, not a generic list. In-room mode puts one question on the screen at a time, large enough to read across a desk.
Compare places
Put them side by side.
Up to five places, same questions, same money view. Nothing gets ranked. You can see who answered and who went vague.
Decision Record
Decide on paper.
What you were told, what you checked yourself, what it costs, and what you chose. Print it and keep it. The day something doesn’t go to plan, that page is your record.
Where your answers live
In this browser, in one booking file. Export it as a file you keep, bring it back on another device, or clear it in one tap from your file. A document you ask us to read is read and discarded.
What it won’t do
Tell you a place is safe, a price is fair or a treatment is right for you. Those calls belong to you and to a clinician who has examined you. The kit makes sure you’re asking the right person the right things.