How this works
How Spa Intelligence reads a booking.
It asks thirteen questions a booking should answer, marks each one by what you actually know, and never turns the result into a score or a ranking.
Spa Intelligence is not a Look Book
Look Books live on vanityvice.blog. They are the editorial — rooms, faces, the mood of a practice. This is where a booking is read. Mixing them would turn a reading into a mood board, or a mood board into a ranking. Photography here shows the room; it does not grade the clinic.
The thirteen checks
Grouped the way a booking conversation tends to go:
The treatment
What you’re actually buying
- What exactly is being soldA named line item can be quoted back. “Signature glow” cannot.
The person
Who does it, under whose license
- Who treats you, and their licenseA title is marketing. A license type and number can be checked with a state board.
- Who supervises, and whether they’re thereOn site and “available by phone” are different answers to the same question.
The product
What goes on or in you
- The exact product or deviceBrand names can be looked up — maker, FDA status, what it’s cleared for. Tiers can’t.
- How needles, tips and packaging are handledSingle-use, opened in front of you, is a practice. “Spotless” is decor.
The place & the plan
Paper, oversight, and the night after
- What kind of place this isDay spa, med spa and medical practice carry different oversight.
- Which state’s rules applyWho may inject, who must supervise, and which board to search all depend on the state.
- The consent form, before you payConsent read on the treatment table is consent under pressure.
- Who answers at 2 a.m.A voicemail box or a DM inbox is a queue, not a person.
- The written plan if something goes wrongWho treats it, how fast, and who pays — decided before anyone needs it.
- Written aftercareDowntime happens on your time and at your expense. Instructions beat reassurance.
- The follow-up checkA dated, priced review means someone other than the seller looks at the result.
The money
Totals, deposits, expiry
- The real total, and the termsA per-unit or per-session price is a rate. The total, deposit and expiry are the commitment.
The marks
Each check gets one of four marks. Every mark has a symbol and a word, so colour is never the only cue.
- Answered
- They told you, specifically enough to quote back or look up.
- Half-answered
- An answer came, but a vague one: a title instead of a license, “premium product” instead of a name.
- Not answered yet
- Nobody has answered yet. Often that just means nobody has asked.
- Declined
- You asked, and they wouldn’t say.
A declined question counts for less than silence
Silence can mean the question hasn’t come up. A refusal means it has, and the answer was no. So a declined question is never rounded up, never filled in with a guess, and never looks better than a question that’s still open.
“Checking needed” means work, not risk
Each reading shows how much checking is still owed before booking: Light, Moderate, Heavy or Very heavy. It counts work: questions to ask, licenses to look up, documents to read.
It isn’t a risk rating. A heavy load doesn’t mean anything is wrong. It means there’s more to find out before you book.
No rankings
Spa Intelligence never ranks places, scores providers, or tells you which to book. Comparing places lines up what each one has told you, side by side. The decision stays yours.
It’s education only: no diagnosis, no view on whether a treatment suits you, and no legal or financial advice.
Evidence is about the sentence
The house ladder is applied here to copy, never to a procedure. Established does not mean the treatment works. It means a document could settle the sentence.
- Established
- Supported
- Mixed
- Thin
- Mechanistic only
- No adequate evidence found
- Established
A document could settle this sentence.
Checkable as written — a licence, an indication, a follow-up period. Not a verdict that the treatment works.
- Supported
Something specific could be produced.
A fact, a name, or a number would count. Ask for it before money moves.
- Mixed
Partly specific, partly atmosphere.
Some of the sentence could be checked; the rest is doing rhetorical work.
- Thin
Could be specific, and is not.
The missing number or name is the question. Thin is not the same as false.
- Mechanistic only
A how-it-works story with no test attached.
Mechanism language is not evidence of an outcome. Ask what would be measured.
- No adequate evidence found
Nothing would count as failing this sentence.
Unfalsifiable copy. Asking about it politely produces more of the same sentence.
Missing money stays missing
A promotional figure is not a total. A floor (“from”) is not a total. A per-unit rate is not a total. Quantity, unit, scale, precision, origin, time period and source sit as written. A valid price range is not published here. Missing deposit and cancellation stay missing. Two disagreeing figures are never averaged.
Where the facts come from
Every factual claim on this site names its source and the date it was checked.
- State rules and license lookups: state board websites, statutes, regulations and board guidance, checked state by state. Each rule shows its own source and date; the current set was checked on Sep 14, 2026.
- Products and devices: FDA databases, FDA safety communications and product labeling on DailyMed, checked Sep 14, 2026.
- Money: lender and financing pages, CFPB materials, and published average fees from ASPS and The Aesthetic Society, checked Sep 14, 2026. Those are society-reported averages. They are not what this clinic charges, and they are not a fair price.
- National lookup tools: Nursys (NCSBN), NCCPA’s Verify PA-C and ABMS Certification Matters, checked Sep 14, 2026.
- Marketing claims: the Register at Vanity or Vice, where each entry shows the date its search was last run.
When we can’t source a fact, we don’t state it. We write the question to ask instead. What changed, and when
How document reading works
When you ask Spa Intelligence to read a quote, DM, menu or consent form, the reading happens in this browser. The text is matched against a set of rules that came with the page — the same rules that produce the exact wording shown behind every item in the result. Nothing is sent to Anthropic, and no third party sees the document.
Text you paste doesn’t leave this browser. There is no request to the server for it — the rules are already here, so there is nothing to ask for.
A PDF is the exception. Only a server can open a PDF and pull the words out, so the file is uploaded, the words come back, and your browser reads them. The page says so where you pick the file. It isn’t stored, and nothing about what the document says is logged — only the kind of document, its size and its page count.
Photos can’t be read while the full reader is off, and nothing is uploaded when you pick one. Reading words out of an image is the part that needs Claude. The page asks you to paste the words instead.
The reading is shown to you, and you choose what to keep in your booking file, which lives in this browser. This site doesn’t store the document or the reading.
How anonymous price reports work
- Every report is moderated before it counts.
- Reports are only ever shown in aggregate, never one by one.
- No names or contact details are collected, and no IP address is stored.
- A price band appears only after at least 10 reports spanning at least 2 months.
Editorial independence
Spa Intelligence is published by Vanity or Vice. It takes no industry funding, does not rank providers, and keeps sourced facts separate from the decision-support interpretation built on top of them.